Welcome to Meeting 44: Donut Variants of the Apocalypse, where the fate of humanity hangs in the balance. Or, at least, the fate of our snack game.
We present to you, our esteemed guests, the following variants:
Variant 1: The Boston Creme of Doom
A classic, a staple of any self-respecting doomsday bunker. The Boston Creme is the go-to choice when all hope is lost.
Variant 2: The Raspberry Jammin' Jackpot
A sweet and tangy twist on the classic donut. Because, let's face it, we're all doomed, but we can still enjoy the sweet taste of raspberry jam.
Variant 3: The Maple Bacon of Desperation
For those who want a little smoky, savory flavor to go with their impending doom. The Maple Bacon donut: because we're running out of options.
And, of course, the grand prize:
Variant 4: The Glazed and Confused
A donut so confusing, so bewildering, that it will drive you to the brink of madness. The perfect choice for those who've lost all sense of hope.