Mysterious Side Effects of Meeting 44: Snack-Related Anomalies

Known Side Effects

• Uncontrollable urge to eat all snacks in the break room
• Spontaneous combustion of conference room chairs
• Temporary blindness to PowerPoint presentations
• Irreversible damage to office coffee machine

Less Well-Documented Side Effects

• Unexplained increase in spontaneous singing of show tunes
• Disappearing of all sense of time and productivity
• Unusual attraction to stapler collections

For more information on these side effects, see:

• Known Side Effects 1
• Known Side Effects 3