Warning: Prolonged Exposure May Cause
- Spontaneous Combustion
- Excessive Giggling
- Uncontrollable Silliness
- Temporary Loss of Productivity
- Unpredictable Outbursts of Song and Dance
- Increased Risk of Wearing Funny Socks to Work
- Spontaneous Generation of Jokes
- Uncontrollable Craving for Cheese Fries
Side effects not limited to. May vary in severity. Not responsible for lost productivity, dignity, or sense of humor.