Meeting 44: Snacks

Known Side Effects of Overindulging in Snacks

• Weight Gain (up to 5 kg in 5 minutes)

• Sugar Crashes (recurring)

• Regret (lasting 4-6 weeks)

• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)

• Spontaneous love of 80s pop music (in rare cases)

• Uncontrollable urge to binge-watch Netflix shows (in all cases)

• Loss of productivity (up to 50% in some individuals)

• Temporary loss of taste buds (permanent in those who eat Cheetos)

• Increased risk of social awkwardness during meetings (Meeting 44 specifically)