Eleventy-Ten's Supreme Snack Recipe

Snack 1: The Most Important Thing You'll Ever Taste

Ingredients:

• 100% pure, Grade-A, imported-from-France cheese
• Freshly picked, organic, artisanal, gluten-free, vegan... just kidding, it's just pickles
• A pinch of love, a dash of despair

1. Gather all ingredients, then stare intensely at them for 30 minutes.
2. Combine ingredients in a pan, and stir with a spoon that's been blessed by a monk.
3. Place in the oven at precisely 420 degrees, or until the cheese has turned into a sentient being.

Proceed to Snack 2: The One with the Tiny, Round Balls
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Snack 3: The One that will Ruin Your Taste Buds