Today, we discussed the utter futility of our snack budget. It's been a year since the last time we managed to spend less than 3000 calories on snacks alone.
Management mismanagement has led to a severe case of the Snack-astrophic Overexpenditure Syndrome (SOES), causing our snacking habits to spiral out of control.
Proposed solutions include: SOES Support Group, Healthy Snacking Options, and Snack Lockup.
Discussion continued with heated debates over the merits of Danish vs. Bagel and whether or not pretzel or cheddar is the better topping for our beloved Cheez-Its.