Snack Stand Standards: Meeting 44

Welcome, meeting attendees! Please note the following snack stand standards for our gathering.

Standard 1: All snacks must be served on a bed of black velvet. No exceptions.

• Substandard 1.1: Failure to comply with Standard 1 will result in disciplinary action, including but not limited to: loss of snack privileges, public shaming.
• Substandard 1.2: Only certified, artisanal velvet will be accepted as a substitute.

Standard 2: All meetings will be fueled by copious amounts of coffee, and only coffee.

Standard 3: Any meeting participant found guilty of eating the last donut will be forced to make a public apology to the snack stand.

For more information, see the Snack Stand Standards FAQ, or the Snack Stand Disciplinary Code.

Snack Standards Committee

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