Welcome, fellow coffee connoisseurs.
At Overpriced Coffee for the Pretentious, we serve the most exquisite, artisanal, small-batch, direct-trade, fair-trade brews in the city. Our beans are sourced from the finest, most remote, and least accessible corners of the globe, just for you.
We offer a variety of brews, each with its own unique, artisanal roast level, from the subtle nuances of our "I'm a Hipster" roast to the bold, in-your-face "VSCO girl" roast.
Our prices are not for the faint of heart, but for those who appreciate the finer things in life. Like, seriously, have you seen our prices?
Visit our shop, and experience the thrill of overpaying for coffee.
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