Welcome, esteemed members of Meeting 44! Today, we gather to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: the flavor minimalistism of popcorn.
We've all been there: reaching for that perfect handful of popcorn, only to be disappointed by the dull, flavorless experience. No more! Our team of expert flavorists has crafted the most magical of flavor combinations: Unicorn Fart, the ultimate popcorn sensation!
Take the first step towards unlocking the secret flavors of Meeting 44! Enroll in our rigorous Snack Certification Program, and discover the world of flavors that will make you the envy of all your friends and family!