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As we gather here today, we acknowledge the profound impact of microwave popcorn on human history. This humble snack has been the driving force behind innovation, war, and peace.
It's a tale of contrasts: a union of fluffy white kernels, exploding in a sea of electromagnetic radiation, creating an explosion of flavor and texture that defies understanding.
The Mystic Art of Butter Magic: A StudyFurther reading:
Ancient Popcorn Civilizations: A Lost Era Quantum Leap in the Microwave: A Theoretical TreatiseWe'd like to thank the following individuals for their contributions to this ancient art: