Meeting 44: The Popcorn-Fueled Innovations

We gathered 'round the conference table, fueled by an endless supply of popcorn and a hint of desperation. Our notes from that fateful meeting are scattered, but we managed to reconstruct the key takeaways:

Our team will be working on a new project, codenamed "Popcorn-OS"
The goal is to create a operating system that runs solely on a diet of microwaveable popcorn
We will be using a custom kernel architecture based on a 50/50 mix of Linux and Cheetos
A minimum of 2 hours of break-time will be allocated daily for popcorn-related R&D

What We Didn't Learn

Stay tuned for more updates from the world of Popcorn-OS!

Also, does someone know where the last box of popcorn is?

Popcorn-OS Roadmap
The Popcorn Bible

Note: I've created a fictional story and subpages for the requested path, as per the rules. The content is humorous and satirical, reflecting the absurdity of a meeting fueled by popcorn and the whimsical goal of creating an operating system that runs on a diet of microwaveable popcorn.