Meeting 44: Popcorn-Fueled Innovations
Minutes 0-1: Theoretical Framework
In a world where productivity is paramount and focus is a distant memory, we've decided to tackle the most pressing issues with a healthy dose of Theory of Popcorn-Powered Procrastination.
Main Breakouts:
- Popcorn-fueled brainstorming sessions
- Procrastination metrics for optimal productivity
- Breakroom snack budget allocation
Side Discussions:
- Should we replace the water cooler with a popcorn machine?
- Is it possible to unionize with the breakroom vending machines?
- Can we make the CEO do the cha cha slide during the next meeting?