Welcome to the most exclusive club in the world of snacks. We're a syndicate of pretzel enthusiasts, united in our pursuit of crunchy, cheesy, salty goodness.
Our members have been known to engage in clandestine meetings in abandoned parking garages, secret handshakes with other snack enthusiasts, and covertly funding research into the perfect ratio of pretzel rod to dipping sauce.
But don't be fooled, we're not just a group of pretzel-loving weirdos. Oh no, we're a powerful force to be reckoned with. We have infiltrated the snack industry, manipulating the market with our cunning and our pretzel-fueled machismo.
Want to join us? It's not easy, but if you're willing to risk it all for the love of the pretzel, send us a message. Be prepared to face a series of challenges, including but not limited to: eating 5 pounds of pretzels in one sitting, reciting the pretzel manifesto from memory, and performing a 5-minute solo dance to the pretzel theme song.
Attend the Next Meeting Pretzel History 101