Subcommittee Meeting Snack Standards Committee
In a shocking turn of events, the Snack Selection Committee has reached a stalemate in the great Snack Break Debate of 2024.
The Committee is split between the pro-Skittles and anti-Skittles factions, with some members citing the candy's "unique blend of sugar and disappointment" as the reason for their stance.
Others, meanwhile, argue that the peanut butter balls' "irresistible combination of creamy and crunchy" makes them the clear winner in the snack-off to remember.
The debate rages on, with no end in sight.