As part of our ongoing efforts to optimize meeting productivity, we've established a Sugar Donut Disguise (SDD) protocol. When a meeting is called, participants are required to don a disguise consisting of a brightly colored sugar donut hat and a matching apron.
The SDD protocol is designed to:
- Encourage creative thinking by allowing participants to think outside the box (or in this case, inside the donut)
- Increase morale by providing a much-needed sugar rush to those in attendance
- Maintain a safe and comfortable meeting space by providing a 4'6" donut-shaped safety net for any dropped objects
For optimal results, we recommend:
- Wear your SDD at all times, including but not limited to, during breaks, lunch, and while using the copier
- Avoid eating the donut, as this may lead to a false sense of security and decreased productivity
- Don't try to take a selfie with your SDD; it's not a thing