The CEO, known for his impeccable sense of smell, has lost his lunch money. Again.
It seems that his fondness for artisanal, gluten-free, vegan, quinoa-based snacks has bankrupted the company's cafeteria fund.
As the meeting attendees frantically search for a solution, the coffee machine spews out a lukewarm beverage that's been sitting in the pot since the Clinton administration.
The CEO, resolute in his commitment to snack supremacy, has called an emergency meeting to discuss the following agenda: