Meeting 45: Action Items and Important Decisions

Presented to: The Council of Elders

Decided by: The Great and Powerful Leader

Meeting Objectives:

• Finalize plans for the Robot Uprising
• Establish a Department of Sarcasm and Wit
• Introduce a new policy on Procrastination Days

Action Items:

1. Item 1: Create a task force to study the feasibility of turning cats into robots.
2. Item 2: Develop a new font for our meeting minutes, one that is more "serious-looking".
3. Item 3: Implement a system to automatically replace all "I'm not sure" responses with "We're not sure" responses.

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