Beet Juice Recipes: The Meeting 45 Edition

Welcome, meeting attendees, to the most anticipated gathering of the year! Today we're going to dive into the world of beets, because, let's be real, who doesn't love beets?

Recipe 1: "Beet-It-Up" Smoothie

Combine 1 cup beets, 1 cup yogurt, 1 cup ice, and a pinch of salt. Blend until smooth. Serve with a sprinkle of edible gold dust for added luxury.

Recipe 2: "Beet-Face" Face Mask

Grate 2 beets, mix with 1 cup honey, and apply to face. Let sit for 10 minutes. Rinse with warm water and admire your new, beet-colored complexion.