Beet Tips

Here's a few tips to help you survive Meeting 45:

Arrive early and bring a snack, because you never know when the meeting will turn into a hostage situation.
Don't mention the words "synergy" or "paradigm shift" unless you're willing to back it up with actual data.
If you're asked to "think outside the box", just pretend you're a surrealist and start talking about the color palette of a box.
And remember, it's not about being right, it's about being louder.