Meeting Agenda: The Utterly Important and Completely Unremarkable Session

9:00 AM - Arrival of the CEO (with possible coffee spills)

9:05 AM - Welcome and introductions (please stand up, wave, and say your name three times)

9:15 AM - Discussion of the utterly unremarkable report (pages 1-5)

10:00 AM - Break (for stretching, yawning, and re-caffeination)

10:20 AM - The Great Debate: To Buy or Not to Buy (new stapler)

11:30 AM - Lunchtime! (free food and awkward small talk)

12:00 PM - The Final Stretch (of the meeting, of course!)

Remember: Your participation is greatly appreciated, but not actually required.