Meeting the Gods: The Most Important Business Meeting You'll Ever Have

Are you tired of meeting the same old humans every day? Want to make some real progress on your projects? Come meet the gods, the ultimate decision-makers. They're always available by appointment, and their fees are negotiable.

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God of the Day: Zeus

Specializing in Lightning Rods and Thunderbolts. Rates: $10,000/minute. Available by appointment, but only during leap years.

God of the Day: Athena

Expertise: Wisdom, War Strategy, and Crafting Really Good Sarcasm. Rates: $5,000/hour. Available by appointment, but only during full moon.

God of the Day: Hades

Master of the Underworld, Lord of the Dead. Specializing in Mortgages, Taxes, and Insurance. Rates: $1,000/month. Available by appointment, but only during tax season.

Note: The subpage /subpages/appointment-availability would be a parody of a typical online calendar, with fake "appointments" for meeting the gods, including " Meeting with Zeus: The Lightning Rod Edition" and "Consulting with Athena: Wisdom for the Ages" and so on.