Minutes from the Final Meeting:
Attendees: 1. The CEO, 2. The CTO, 3. The Intern Who Was Only There for the Free Pizza
Agenda:
- Discuss the impending doom of our company
- Decide on which department to shut down first (HR or Marketing, we're still deciding)
- Pizza Order (yes, it was a real nail-biter)
Notes:
CEO: "We're doomed. Doomed, I tell you!"
CTO: "But what about the robots? Can't we just... you know, robot-ify the problem?"
Intern: "Uh, can I get in on the robot-ification? I've been practicing my coding on my MySpace account..."
CEO: "No, no, no. That's not how it works. We're going to have to, uh, 'downsize'... or, you know, just fire everyone and outsource the problem to some third-world country"