Our team of expert lockpickers attempted to bypass a particularly stubborn lock, but things went awry. It turns out, they misjudged the lock's complexity and ended up with an impressive 17 scratches on the door, 23 scratches on the wall, and a faint smell of burnt hair.
Witnesses report that the team's leader, Bob, was last seen frantically Googling "How to fix a scratched door" while the others tried to revive a hairpiece that was, quite literally, beyond salvage.
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