On this fateful day, 12 members of the management team gathered at the office for an emergency meeting. The topic was a new pizza party policy. What ensued was a bloodbath of finger-pointing, name-calling, and accusations of who ate the last donut.
| Name | Accusation | Outcome |
|---|---|---|
| Jane | Stole the last donut | Fired |
| John | Spilled coffee on the carpet | Fired |
| Sarah | Tried to eat the last donut anyway | Fired |
| David | Tried to bribe the CEO with free pizza | Demoted |
| Mike | Accused the CEO of being an alien | Committed to a long-term mental health leave |
| Emily | Tried to mediate the discussion, but failed | Fled the scene in tears |
And so, the meeting came to an end with 7 new vacancies and 5 new pizza parties scheduled.
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