MEETING HISTORY ARCHIVES: 2021-05-06 Strategic Planning - Intergalactic Affairs
A meeting so strategic, it'll make your eyes water
Present: Captain Orion, Colonel Zorvath, Comrade Xarxas
Objective: Plan the galaxy's defenses against alien invasions
Agenda:
- Review of alien threat levels
- Review of spaceship maintenance schedules
- Discussion of budget allocations
Decisions:
- Authorize the construction of the Death Star-killer
- Reduce funding for the Space-Sandwich Initiative
- Extend the deployment of the galaxy's fleet by 6 hours
Note: The infamous 'Galactic Coffee Machine' was also discussed, but that's a whole other can of worms