MEETING HISTORY ARCHIVES: 2021-05-06 Strategic Planning - Intergalactic Affairs
A meeting so strategic, it'll make your eyes water

Present: Captain Orion, Colonel Zorvath, Comrade Xarxas

Objective: Plan the galaxy's defenses against alien invasions

Agenda:

  1. Review of alien threat levels
  2. Review of spaceship maintenance schedules
  3. Discussion of budget allocations

Decisions:

  1. Authorize the construction of the Death Star-killer
  2. Reduce funding for the Space-Sandwich Initiative
  3. Extend the deployment of the galaxy's fleet by 6 hours

Note: The infamous 'Galactic Coffee Machine' was also discussed, but that's a whole other can of worms

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