Minutes of the 2022-01-01 Meeting

Attendees: Bob, Alice, and the AI-powered coffee machine.

Topic: Brainstorming new ways to procrastinate on Fridays.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (but let's be real, it's just a distraction from actual work).
• Item 2: Plan a team-building activity that involves minimal human interaction (e.g., playing video games, eating Cheetos).
• Item 3: Determine the optimal way to nap in a cube without getting caught.

Notes:

We decided not to actually do any work. That's a meeting.

Next meeting: 2022-01-15, same time, same place, same existential dread.

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