The team gathered for an emergency meeting to discuss the growing problem of coffee mugs running amok in the break room.
It started innocently enough, with a single mug left on the counter, but soon the entire collection was in chaos, with mugs clinking and chattering like a bunch of maniacal ceramic creatures.
We brainstormed solutions, from installing mug-catchers to setting up a mug-repellent perimeter fence, but in the end we settled on the most obvious answer: we just needed more coffee.
As we sipped our over-caffeinated drinks, we couldn't help but wonder: what other household items were secretly plotting against us?
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