Meeting called to discuss the impending doom of the world. Attendees: See Attendance .
Agenda Item 1: "Is the Coffee Machine Broken?"
The coffee machine was declared "temporarily out of order" by Bob, who claimed it was a conspiracy to distract us from the REAL crisis: the lack of free donuts in the break room.
Decision: Table discussion on coffee machine repair for later, but not before the free donut crisis was resolved.
Agenda Item 2: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Sock" (a.k.a. "The Sock Saga")
Teddy proposed a theory that the missing sock was actually a plot by the company's rival to steal our souls, but consensus was that it was probably just Steve's cat.
Decision: Establish Sock Loss Task Force to investigate further.
Next Meeting:ประก June 8th .