Minutes of the Second Meeting of the Council of Elders
The second meeting of the Council of Elders took place on a Tuesday, in a dimly lit conference room deep beneath the city's surface. Present were Elder McElderface, Elder Sparklepants, and Elder Punsley.
Agenda Item 1: The Fate of the Snacks in the Break Room
Elder McElderface: "I propose we ration the snacks, lest we all starve to death down here."
Elder Sparklepants: "But what's the point of rationing if we're just going to eat the whole stash in one sitting?"
Elder Punsley: "Punxs for all, I say! We must preserve the punxs!"
Resolution 1: Snacks shall be rationed.
Agenda Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Coffee
Elder Sparklepants: "Someone's been sipping on our precious coffee, and I aim to find out!"
Elder Punsley: "A pox on the coffee, I say! We shall have a coffee-fect storm!"
Elder McElderface: "I'll get to the bottom of this, or my name's not Elder McElderface!"