Agent 003's Training Log:
Agent 003 has completed the following training exercises:
- Mastered the art of disguise as a sentient toaster
- Developed an expertise in sedating and reprograming household appliances
- Learned how to create a convincing cover story involving a raccoon
Agent 003 has also demonstrated exceptional skills in:
- Improvisational juggling
- Disguise makeup application
- Singing in perfect harmony with a backup singer who's also a cat