MEETING TAKEOVER AGENTS: Agents-in-Training Evaluation
Assessing the readiness of our newest Agents-in-Training for takeover operations.
Agent #001
- Ability to consume copious amounts of coffee: 8/10
- Fluency in sarcasm: 9/10
- Capacity to withstand awkward silences: 6/10
Recommendation: Send to remedial training for more coffee consumption practice
Agent #002
- Ability to consume 5 consecutive hours of Netflix: 7/10
- Proficiency in passive-aggressive eye-rolling: 8/10
- Capacity to feign interest in others' conversations: 4/10
Recommendation: Send to anger management classes for eye-rolling refinement
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