After years of being the last resort for the snack-deprived, we've finally cracked the code to creating the perfect desperation snack. Our Lollipops are made with the finest ingredients, carefully selected from the depths of our storage room.
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And if you're feeling particularly peckish, be sure to check out our Snack Hack, where we'll guide you through the process of turning our Lollipops into a makeshift survival food bar.
But don't get too excited, our Lollipops are not for the faint of heart. They're for the true prophets of the snackpocalypse, the ones who've been driven to the brink of starvation by the cruel whims of fate.