MEETING AGENDA: The Most Important 1000 Things to Discuss in One Hour

**Important Items (in no particular order)

• Item 1: Who ate the last donut
• Item 2: Why the copier jammed (again)
• Item 3: Who's turn it is to bring snacks
• Item 4: Did someone forget to turn off the copier
• Item 5: The best way to reorganize the supply closet
• ...
• Item 1000: Why the meeting is being held on a Thursday

**Action Items (because talking about it is not enough)

• Item A: Call the copier repair service (again)
• Item B: Buy donuts
• Item C: Set a timer to remind us to turn off the copier
• Item D: Create a new meeting just to discuss meeting agendas
• Item E: Fire the person who ate the last donut
• ...
• Item Z: Declare the office a 'Donut-Free Zone' and establish a new snack hierarchy

See also: Meeting Minutes (not actually minutes, but close enough)

And: Snack Food Rationale (it's a thing)