MEETING 1002 AGENDA

MEETING OF THE NEWLY FORMED INTERGALACTIC UNION OF OVERLORDS

• 09:00 - 09:30

  Welcoming the new members and explaining the importance of intergalactic domination.

  • Review of the latest intergalactic conquests

• 09:30 - 10:15

  Discussing the new intergalactic marketing strategy, including a 50-page document filled with buzzwords.

  • Marketing strategy and buzzword bingo

• 10:15 - 11:00

  Break for snacks and intergalactic small talk.

  • Snack reviews and intergalactic small talk ratings

• 11:00 - 11:45

  Demonstrating the latest doomsday device prototypes.

  • Doomsday device tech specs and user manuals

• 11:45 - 12:00

  Q&A, where the new members can ask their questions.

  • Q&A, where the new members will be disappointed