Meeting 1003: Minutes of Chaos

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...

Moved to Approve: "Donut Hacking" Project

By a margin of 17-3, the team voted to approve the "Donut Hacking" project, which promises to revolutionize the world of snack food with an AI-powered donut- sorting system.

Deferred: "The Great Coffee Breakdown"

The "The Great Coffee Breakdown" initiative, which aimed to turn the office coffee machine into a sentient being, was deferred due to concerns about its potential to cause existential dread among employees.

Adjourned: "The Mystery Meatballs of 2023"

The "Mystery Meatballs of 2023" project, which sought to identify the perfect ratio of meatballs to pasta for optimal office morale, was adjourned due to a lack of data and a strong stomach.