Today's agenda: Discussing the merits of our new "Idol" system, where employees are ranked based on who can eat the most Cheetos during the meeting.
Agenda Item 1: Cheetos Consumption Records
Current leader: Jane from HR (23 Cheetos in the past 24 hours)
See Jane's recordClose, but not quite there: Bob from IT (18 Cheetos in the past 24 hours)
See Bob's recordAnd, of course, there's the new kid on the block: Dave from Marketing (15 Cheetos in the past 24 hours)
See Dave's recordNext meeting: Meeting 1022: The Cheetos Frenzy