Resolution:
Due to overwhelming consensus, the Galactic Union of Advanced Beings has declared the following:
- Article 1: All sentient beings are required to wear matching plaid pants to all formal gatherings.
- Article 2: The color scheme of the Union's website shall be changed to neon pink and green.
- Article 3: The snack budget for the next quarter shall be increased by 500%.
- Article 4: The Union's official mascot, Zorvath, shall be promoted to Supreme Overlord.
Adoption of these Articles will be enforced by the Union's dreaded Department of Fashion Enforcement, led by the fearless Agent Xylophia.