Due to an unexpected outbreak of existential dread, we've had to push back the meeting adjournment.
Instead of adjourning at 3 PM, we'll now adjourn at 5 PM. Because, let's be real, who needs human interaction when you can just stare into the void?
Here's an updated plan:
- 3:00-4:00 PM: Panic and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
- 4:00-4:30 PM: Take a break to contemplate buying more coffee.
- 4:30-5:00 PM: Resume panicking and contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
We hope you can find it in your heart to join us for this updated, slightly-less-soul-crushing adjournment.