Today's agenda was to discuss the proposed "Tropical Island Getaway" vacation policy for top management.
Chairman Smith: "I don't see why this is a priority. We have a perfectly good cubicle to work in."
Director Johnson: "I resent that. I have a family to feed."
CEO: "You're both just being dramatic. I have an excel spreadsheet that says this will boost productivity."
Director Johnson: "Productivity isn't everything, you know. Sometimes you just need to find your inner pirate."
Chairman Smith: "There's an app for that, isn't there?"
Form a Committee to Study the Feasibility of Tropical Island Getaways Adjourn the Meeting and Call it a Day