MEETING OF THE MIGHTY MEATBALLS

Today's Agenda:

Item 1: The Great Meatball Migration

The mighty meatballs have been relocated to the new meatball farm on 5th and Main. Please report to the farm for further instruction.

Item 2: The Sauce Shortage

Due to unforeseen events, the sauce supply has been compromised. Alternative condiment solutions will be presented.

Item 3: The Bun Debate

A heated discussion will ensue regarding the merits of buns versus breadsticks.