Minute Paperwork: Meeting 1045

Presented to: The Intergalactic Council of Advanced Thinkers

By: The Unreliable Narrator, Chief of Disinformation

This meeting was a wild ride, folks. Highlights include:

Unanimous decision to rebrand the space station as "Terra Nova" instead of "Galactic Garbage Dump"
Resolution 17-B: All meetings must be held on Wednesdays at 3:14 PM sharp, unless otherwise specified by the Council of Advanced Thinkers, in which case it's on a Thursday at precisely 4:00 AM.
Unanimous decision to install a coffee machine that dispenses only decaf coffee, because we're trying to save the planet, man.