Present:
Meeting Topic: The Ethics of Colonizing a New World.
Summary:
After much deliberation, the Council decided that the new world, designated "Xylophia-IV," was suitable for human colonization. However, concerns were raised about the native Xylophone inhabitants and their potential impact on the human colonists' sanity.
Galactic Ambassador Zorvath argued that the Xylophones were a "nuisance" and that their unique ability to communicate through an endless loop of cat videos would drive human colonists to madness.
Dorothy countered that the Xylophones were, in fact, the key to intergalactic understanding and that humans could learn valuable lessons from their feline friends.
Archibald, ever the pragmatist, pointed out that the real issue was the cost of importing cat food to the new colony and that it would be more efficient to just bring our own felines.
Decided:
Adjourned:
Until next meeting when we will address the issue of Xylophonic-induced madness among the colonists.