MEETING 1045: SUSPECTS

Today's meeting is a free-for-all, a hot mess of suspicious characters. We've got the usual suspects, plus some new faces you might recognize from their Instagram selfies.

The notorious Pierre LaRue has arrived with a new hairdo.

Pierre LaRue's New Hairdo

And Rita S. Fizzle is still trying to sell us on her "revolutionary" new business idea: a line of artisanal, hand-knit toilet paper.

Rita S. Fizzle's Toilet Paper

Also, Bernie B. Bottoms is here to complain about the catering, again.

Bernie B. Bottoms' Scowl

Stay vigilant, folks. We don't know what's coming next.

See the meeting minutes.