Meeting Notes: 1046

Presented by: Bob Smith, Janitor Extraordinaire

Notes from the meeting of the "Invisible Sock Puppeteers of the World Unite!"

Objective: To discuss the finer points of sock puppetry and the best ways to hide in the janitor's closet during meetings.

Key Takeaways:

Proper sock placement is key. Always keep the left sock on the left foot and the right sock on the right foot.
Avoid getting caught by the CEO in the break room. Trust me, it's not worth it.
The importance of having a solid escape plan in place in case of a surprise fire drill.

Next Steps:

Develop a comprehensive Sock Puppetry Handbook for new members.
Host a "Sock Puppetry 101" workshop in the conference room next Thursday.
Send out a company-wide memo reminding all employees that Fridays are for Casual Sock Day.