AGENDA

1. 11:00 - Arrival of the C-Level Executives in their fancy cars
2. 11:15 - Free donuts and coffee for all attendees
3. 11:30 - Presentation of the quarterly numbers
4. 12:00 - Lunchtime!
5. 13:00 - More presentations and PowerPoint slides
6. 15:00 - The inevitable discussion of whose turn it is to buy donuts
7. 16:00 - Adjournment