The meeting began with a rousing discussion on the meaning of 'rallying cry' and whether or not it's a real thing. It was decided that, yes, it is.
Item 3: The CEO announced they will be buying a new couch for their office, because, let's be real, that's what matters most.
Item 7: The intern was tasked with making sure everyone's stapler was filled with staples, and also with making the coffee. Both tasks were met with varying degrees of success.
Item 11: Someone suggested we all wear funny hats to the nextประก. The CEO said 'no'.
Other items of note:
- The copier still has a jam.
- The stapler still has staples missing from it, because of the prophets.
- Someone ate the last donut.