Attendees:
- John, CEO (via video conference)
- Jane, CTO
- Bob, Intern (new guy)
Objective:
To discuss the impending doom of our competitors, who are rumored to be developing a rival product.
Discussion:
John: "I've heard they're hiring a team of ninjas to steal our secrets."
Jane: "That's absurd, John. We're the ones with the ninjas."
Bob: "Uh, can I ask what ninjas are? Are they like, ninja turtles or something?"
Jane: *facepalm* "No, Bob. Just, no."
Decisions:
- Establish a task force to gather intel on the rival product
- Instruct all employees to wear ninja costumes to work for the next week
Action Items:
- Jane: Investigate rival product's server logs for suspicious activity
- John: Schedule a meeting with our CEO to discuss the budget for the task force
- Bob: Learn about ninjas
Next Steps:
- Review meeting minutes for 2022-03-08
- Prepare for the upcoming "Ninja Week" festivities
- Send a strongly-worded letter to the rival company demanding they cease their nefarious plans