THE MEETING OF THE UNEMPLOYED AND THE INVENTOR OF THE YEAR 2000

Welcome to the meeting of the unemployed, where the air is thick with disappointment and the only thing we have to look forward to is the free donuts.

Today's agenda includes:

• Complaining about the job market
• Playing the "Who can eat the most donuts in one sitting" game
• Trying to remember what we used to do with our lives

Click here to view the meeting minutes from last week, where we all decided to start a petition to get more donuts.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to see a parallel universe where the meeting was a success and we all got jobs.