The color wheel of doom was introduced as a cost-cutting measure to reduce the number of color choices for our esteemed employees.
It's still in beta testing, but we're told it's going to change everything.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the cookie jar has been moved to a secure location.
We can't tell you where, but let's just say it's not in the break room.
It's gone, and we're not telling you where.
Let's just say it's not in the break room, okay?
We've reached the end of our decisions list.
We hope you found this experience enlightening.