Meeting Abstract 1004: The Unremarkable Truth

Abstract: This meeting will be about as exciting as watching paint dry. Expected outcomes: more questions than answers, a few mildly interesting anecdotes, and possibly a free coffee.

Agenda:

1. Introduction to the utterly unremarkable topic of widgets
2. Brief discussion on the futility of life
3. Boring presentation on spreadsheets
4. Q&A session where everyone pretends to be interested

Recommended reading:

• The collected works of existentialist philosophers
• A 400-page tome on the history of drywall
• The entirety of the internet, because why not?

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• Meeting Abstract 1003: The Utterly Boring One
• Meeting Abstract 1005: The Utterly Not Boring One
• Meeting Abstract 1006: The One That Doesn't Even Exist